Gallery: Wet

PARTIAL TELEPHONE TRANSCRIPT: ONE WAY, TRACED
DATE: FRIDAY, 8/21/2009
TIME: 5:42:38 AM EST
DIALED FROM: REDACTED
DIALED TO: REDACTED
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(phone rings)
(phone rings)
(phone rings)

Hello?

No Rubi, I didn't forget about you... it's just been a bit busy here - one man operation and all that. Yes, dear... no, put down the gun. No, please don't shoot up the phone like last time - I couldn't hear right for a week. Thank you, Rubi...

What was that... there's some static going on, what? ... Yes, I'll run those WET screenshots now.

Right, right... I know Bethesda is publishing the game and the team at A2M (also known as Artificial Mind & Movement) are developing it.

Yes, uh-huh... September 15, 2009 is the release date.

Yesssssss, I also remembered your birthday, Rubi. No, i'm not telling you what I got you... it's a surprise. No it's not a new knife... you "left" the last one I gave you in someone's head, remember?

Anyway, you want me to run that press release on the blog as well? "Just the good parts?" OK. Uh-huh, right. I gotta go now - don't want to keep a lady waiting, right?

No no! I was talking about you! Rubi, wait, don't shoo...(*click*)

DISCONNECTED
END CONVERSATION
DATE: FRIDAY, 8/21/2009
TIME: 5:44:01 AM EST
LOGGED BY: REDACTED
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Women - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, right?. Well, at least she didn't shoot the phone this time. Now let's see if I can do this right:

Game Description:

WET is a highly-stylized third person shooter that seamlessly blends gun play, sword kills and over-the-top acrobatics to create the ultimate interactive action experience. The game allows you to shoot anywhere, anytime. You will have the freedom to shoot while running, sliding down ladders, sliding across the floor, or performing any number of acrobatic moves. Featuring an ironic mix of humor and violence, unique retro film visual treatment, and original 70's inspired music, WET is a third- person shooter experience unlike any other.

Story:

When Rubi Malone, a gun-for-hire, agrees to fix a wealthy man's problem by finding and bringing back his wayward son, she thinks the job is going to be cut and dry. She thought wrong. The job turns out to be more complicated than expected and the man who hired her isn't who he appears to be. On the run and looking for the man who betrayed her, Rubi is leaving a massive body count in her wake.

Oh, yeah - Rubi says to go PRE-ORDER the game now, or else she's calling you, too. And she won't be anywhere near as polite...