Oprah's Not Gay, But She May Be A Mutant...

How else does one explain her getting Wolverine to nearly kill himself without even lifting one of her very wealthy fingers? Poor (but very lucky) Hugh Jackman zip-lines right into a pole doing an opening for her show Down Under on Monday. I'm just getting to this now because I don't watch Oprah and someone sent me the link to a clip this morning. Yes, I laughed for a good ten minutes... after nearly poking an eye out facepalming (ouch)... Er, get well soon, Hugh!